Some months ago, I was having a chat with Vibrante staff and suddenly, Debbie asked us....
Debbie (to everyone): Eh, who wants to go for Princess on Ice?
Me: Nope. Not my thing but thanks for asking anyway.
Debbie: No, no. When I ask like that, It means that I am paying for all of you. You don't need to pay. Siew May, Yiing Hui, want to go or not?
Siew May: Err ... not sure lah. Maybe go back hometown.
Debbie: Yiing Hui leh?
Yiing Hui: Also dunno lar.
Debbie: Seki, you sure you don't want to go? I'm paying you know?
Me: It's not a matter of who pays. It's not my thing to go. But thanks.
So, I got home feeling all relieved that I was not in a position where I was forced to attend something I didn't enjoy (plus the theme of this show was the dreadful and most horrible colour in my personal taste since the day of my existence ... PINK).
During dinnertime ...
Dad: Hey, keep your 22nd March free, okay?
Me: ...
Sis: Why?
Dad: I bought 4 tickets for all of us to go watch ... Disney Princess on Ice!!!
Me: ...
Mom and Sis: (indistinct chattering over previous experiences on Disney on Ice)
Me: ...
Me: May I be excused? I'm done.
Went up to my room ...
Me: @#$%&*!!!!!!
So, looks like i have to go regardless of whether i escaped or not.
Anyway, the day came and reluctantly, I forced myself to attend for the sake of obligations and a filial son's duty. I decided to go grab myself a little childhood because I thought to myself that if I wasn't going to enjoy the show, the least is that I can still relive a little bit of my memoirs. So, I went out to the foyer to get myself a bag of candy floss.
Me: Hi, can I get a bag of these?
Cashier: Sure. They come packaged with a Jawlipop (a medium sized lollipop)
Me: Oh, cool! (thinks to myself that this is a good deal) How much do I owe you?
Cashier: Three, zero....
Me: I'm sorry?
Cashier: Thirty Ringgit
Me: Thirty bucks....
Cashier: Yes.
Just then another cashier walked in.
Cashier 2: Hi sir.
Me: Uhh... hi... (still shocked over what I heard)
I handed over a fifty bucks note still dumbfounded.
Cashier: Here's a twenty change. Thanks! Come again, ya? (Smiles)
Me: Uhh.... ya.... Sure....
WTH????? 30 bucks for a handful of sugar?
The jawlipop package ... wow ... I feel darn "jawli" about it....
More like into the mouth of JAWS....
Still can't get over the fact that it costed me RM30....
Can You imagine how much more I could get with that ammount of money? Probably 15 bags of the same size or more! I was willing to pay RM5 seeing that it is, afterall, a Disney event, but this is madness! So what if it was an original Disney Merchandise? It's not like I can reuse the plastic bag unless for a trash bag ... It's not like the stick of the jawlipop can shoot darts out or is shaped as a sword or even used as a pen! It's just a stupid stick made of compressed paper!
Disney Princess on Ice, this memory you gave me shall haunt me and take my word ... I will never forget what expensive lesson it has taught me.
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Disney Princess on Ice, this memory you gave me shall haunt me and take my word ... I will never forget what expensive lesson it has taught me.
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